The difference between theory and practice
Bula learned in school the difference between theory and practice, and never understood anything. It goes into a rush to his dad and ask him to explain. Dad convened to call feminine side. First he asks his doughter - Say, if an Arab would give you a thousand dollars would you sleep with him? - How not daddy, I'd get myself a mini skirt and a leather jacket ... - Wife, if an Arab would offer you a thousand dollars would you sleep with him? - Of course, I'd take tiles in the bathroom ... - Mom, if an Arab would give you a thousand dollars would you sleep with him? - Sure, I'd buy drugs ... - Now, did you see what the difference is between the theory and practice? - Well to tell you the truth, no. - It's very simply, dumbass! We theoretically have three thousand dollars, but basically we have three whores.
Bula at a school for girls
Bula at a school for girls, the teacher announced that they have an inspection.
Teacher to girls:
- If you hear Bula saying something dirty just run out class.
Durring class the teacher asks:
- What was built in your citty kids?
Alina:
- In our city was built a new store, a school and a library.
miruna:
- In our city was built a hotel.
Bula:
- In our town was built a brothel.
When the girls hear him say that they all rush out of the classroom.
Bula:
- Whoa,you fools, they have not yet opened.
- If you hear Bula saying something dirty just run out class.
Durring class the teacher asks:
- What was built in your citty kids?
Alina:
- In our city was built a new store, a school and a library.
miruna:
- In our city was built a hotel.
Bula:
- In our town was built a brothel.
When the girls hear him say that they all rush out of the classroom.
Bula:
- Whoa,you fools, they have not yet opened.
Who thinks he's stupid, stand up!
Teacher rises from her chair and says:
- Who thinks he's stupid, stand up!
- I am, Teacher! Says Bula
- Why do you think that, Bula?
- Well I do not think I'm stupid but I didn't wanted you to be the only one standing up.
- Who thinks he's stupid, stand up!
- I am, Teacher! Says Bula
- Why do you think that, Bula?
- Well I do not think I'm stupid but I didn't wanted you to be the only one standing up.
Bula in classroom
georgel: ham
Marin: salami
Ion: cheese
Bula: tea
all the children started to laugh at Bula , he goes home and says to his daddy what hapend.His daddy said to say that he also ate ham
next day the same
teacher: kids, what did you had for breakfast today?
georgel: ham
Marin: salami
Ion: cheese
Bula: ham
teacher: how much ham, Bula?
Bula: 2 cups
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