The hardest riddle in the world

The World's Hardest Riddle

The difference between theory and practice

Bula learned in school the difference between theory and practice, and never understood anything. It goes into a rush to his dad and ask him to explain. Dad convened  to call feminine side. First he asks his doughter - Say, if an Arab would give you a thousand dollars would you sleep with him? - How not daddy, I'd get myself a mini skirt and a  leather jacket ... - Wife, if an Arab would offer you  a thousand dollars would you sleep with him? - Of course, I'd take  tiles in the bathroom ... - Mom, if an Arab would give you a thousand dollars would you sleep with him? - Sure, I'd buy drugs ... - Now, did you see what the difference is between the theory and practice? - Well to tell you the truth, no. - It's very simply, dumbass! We theoretically have three thousand dollars, but basically we have three whores.

Bula at a school for girls

Bula at a school for girls, the teacher announced that they have an inspection.

Teacher to girls:
- If you hear  Bula  saying something dirty just  run out  class.
 Durring class the teacher asks:
- What was built in your citty  kids?
Alina:
- In our city was  built a new store, a school and a  library.
miruna:
- In our city was  built a hotel.
Bula:
- In our  town was built a brothel.
When the girls hear him say that they all rush out of the classroom.
Bula:
- Whoa,you fools, they  have not yet opened.