Bula at a school for girls

Bula at a school for girls, the teacher announced that they have an inspection.

Teacher to girls:
- If you hear  Bula  saying something dirty just  run out  class.
 Durring class the teacher asks:
- What was built in your citty  kids?
Alina:
- In our city was  built a new store, a school and a  library.
miruna:
- In our city was  built a hotel.
Bula:
- In our  town was built a brothel.
When the girls hear him say that they all rush out of the classroom.
Bula:
- Whoa,you fools, they  have not yet opened.

Who thinks he's stupid, stand up!

Teacher rises from her chair and says:
- Who thinks he's stupid, stand up!
- I am, Teacher! Says Bula
- Why do you think that, Bula?
- Well I do not think I'm stupid but I didn't wanted you to be the only one standing up.

Bula in classroom

teacher: kids, what did you had for breakfast today?
georgel: ham
Marin: salami 
Ion: cheese 
Bula: tea
all the children started to laugh at Bula , he goes home and says to his daddy what hapend.His daddy said to say that  he also ate ham
next day the same
teacher: kids, what did you had for breakfast today?
georgel: ham
Marin: salami
Ion: cheese
Bula: ham
teacher: how much ham, Bula?
Bula: 2 cups