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Who thinks he's stupid, stand up!
Teacher rises from her chair and says:
- Who thinks he's stupid, stand up!
- I am, Teacher! Says Bula
- Why do you think that, Bula?
- Well I do not think I'm stupid but I didn't wanted you to be the only one standing up.
- Who thinks he's stupid, stand up!
- I am, Teacher! Says Bula
- Why do you think that, Bula?
- Well I do not think I'm stupid but I didn't wanted you to be the only one standing up.
Bula in classroom
georgel: ham
Marin: salami
Ion: cheese
Bula: tea
all the children started to laugh at Bula , he goes home and says to his daddy what hapend.His daddy said to say that he also ate ham
next day the same
teacher: kids, what did you had for breakfast today?
georgel: ham
Marin: salami
Ion: cheese
Bula: ham
teacher: how much ham, Bula?
Bula: 2 cups
I have this problem with frequent gas(joke)
An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have this problem with
frequent gas. Fortunately, the farts never smell and are always silent.
As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here,
and I bet you didn't even notice!"
The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back next week."
The next week the old lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my silent farts stink like the dickens."
The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back next week."
The next week the old lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my silent farts stink like the dickens."
The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing."
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